I’m starting to think a lot of you are secretly zombies. Kind of like Drew Barrymore in the Santa Clarita Diet. Only, you people can’t ever seem to get your fill of Braaaaaaaains.

Every last version of these Double Fruit Smoothie Sours rocks a 4+ rating on Tavour. And each time Drekker sends us a new batch, you gobble it all up in 24 hours or less!

Well, my ravenous zombie friends, I’ve got more Braaaaaaaains for your bellies. And this Blackberry, Passionfruit, and Pineapple version is guaranteed to satiate your fruit smoothie beer hunger (at least, until the next batch drops).

The slushy experts at Drekker loaded today’s juicy Braaaaaaaains with extreme amounts of real passionfruit, tangy pineapple, and sweet-tart blackberry purée, along with sea salt, lactose, and vanilla beans. It’s almost scary just how dense with creamy, tropical fruit goodness this Sour is — it’s as thick and inviting as a fruit punch Orange Julius!

Your zombified beer peers in the Midwest are already sinking their chompers into this tasty Brain juice, and they’re grunting and groaning in sheer euphoria!

• “Best beer I’ve ever had. Tastes better than my usual smoothies.” @Joe R.
• “All three of the flavors come out in a nice harmony. Yum, love me some Braaaaaaains!” @Chuck W.
• “Holy fruit, Batman! This one is a beast!” @Taylor P.

I’m sure you don’t need me to keep going — if you’ve tried these fruit-tastic sippers before, you probably hit that “Get It” button long ago. If you’re new to the zombie life, just know this: once you go Braaaaaaaaains, you never go back. But, don’t worry; your secret’s safe with me!