In case you missed the notification, today’s crazy-thick Slushy Sour boasts a gigantic 4.46 UT-rating!

It’s easy to see where these monstrous scores come from. If you try pouring one of these babies into your favorite glass, it slides in slowly like lava flowing out of a volcano  — it’s that viscous!

I’ve introduced several of my buddies to slushie Sours with various Braaaaaaaains, and each one of them had the same reaction: a jaw drop, a twinkle in their eyes.  I imagine they’d make a similar face after winning the lottery.  

Today we have one of the brightest fruit combos in the series: Braaaaaaaains Blackberry/Plum/Raspberry.  The nectarous fusion of tart, peachy stone fruit with sweet and tangy berries — blended with creamy vanilla, lactose, and a dash of sea salt is even better than a smoothie straight from the blender. 

I hate to say it, but Braaaaaaaains might just ruin Jamba Juice for you completely — it did for me and my friends. Plus, it comes packed with a satisfying 7.2% ABV, so, you can throw a party for one without leaving the house!

Rated 4.46 on Untappd! 

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