If the Braaaaaaaains Fruited Sour Series actually turned people into zombies, I’m pretty sure you would snatch it all up anyway. I know I would.

The smoothie-thick flavors in today’s Blueberry Banana version would be worth it. Even if I ended up a shambling husk of my former self, cursed to wander the earth for eternity in search of more Braaaaaaaains.

Honestly, that’s pretty much what I’ve been doing since my first sip from Drekker Brewing, anyway! Although this iteration has conquered my cravings, at least for now. 

Its bold fruit flavors from ludicrous amounts of real blueberry and banana appeases my zombie yearnings, while the brewer’s ‘smoothie treatment’ of vanilla beans, sea salt, and a touch of lactose leaves me feeling almost human again. 

I know it won’t last. Once my little stash runs out, I’ll go right back to wandering my neighborhood, slack jawed and mumbling about fruity brews. But for now, I have all the Braaaaaaaains I need.

This release is too new for ratings, but the last 10 Braaaaaaaains Sours hold an average score of 4.28 on Tavour!