At one point in time, we thought Drekker chose the name “Braaaaaaaains” for their Fruited Slushy Sours just because it sounded fun.

But now, we know it’s the very best way to describe these incredibly THICK, luscious brews. After one taste, all we can think about is getting another milkshake-smooth, jammy sip! 

For real.

We’ve managed to smuggle five of them out of the Midwest so far, and all you juice-thirsting zombies keep giving them 4+ ratings and bombarding my inbox with demands for more Braaaaaaaains!

So get ready, because we’ve got a sixth one. And its drool-worthy flavors have already earned it a staggering 4.58 UT rating!

Loaded up with blueberries and red currants, this newest installment packs a thickly juicy combo never seen before in this series. Generous doses of creamy lactose and smooth vanilla help the brew flow evenly across the tongue, while a delightful sprinkle of sea salt coaxes out the full jamminess of the berries. 

Don’t be scared if your arms have already started to extend outward in your formidable thirst for Braaaaaaaains – Blueberry & Red Currant! You’re not alone. Midwest craft zombies are calling this limited sipper “the smoothest Braaaaaaaains” yet!

Just be sure to stock up on extra to keep your lust for Braaaaaaaains satisfied. 

Rated 4.58 on Untappd!