4.62, 4.67, 4.54, 4.64. These are the insanely high Tavour member ratings you all have given the last few slushies we featured from Drekker’s Braaaaaaaains series!

It’s easy to see where these monstrous scores come from. If you try pouring one of these babies into your favorite glass, it slides in as slowly as lava flowing out of a volcano — it’s that thick!

I’ve introduced several of my buddies to slushie Sours with various Braaaaaaaains, and each one of them had the same reaction: a jaw drop and a twinkle in their eyes. I imagine they’d make a similar face after winning the lottery.  

Today, we have one of the tangiest fruit combos in the series: Braaaaaaaains Raspberry Strawberry Lime. The nectarous fusion of sweet, tangy red berries and zesty citrus — blended with creamy vanilla, lactose, and a dash of sea salt — is even better than a smoothie straight from the blender. 

I hate to say it, but Braaaaaaaains might just ruin Jamba Juice for you completely — it did for me. Plus, it comes packed with a satisfying 7.4% ABV, so you can throw a party for one without leaving the house!