A Note on This Beer
There’s an old campfire tale that veteran brewers regale their apprentices with. It’s the legend of Gelatoface — the half-man half-dessert monster that sneaks into your kitchen late at night and raids your beer fridge!
According to ancient texts, the only way to keep this craft cryptid away is by stocking up on a brew so unique and delicious it can’t help but respect your impeccable taste.
Lucky for you, we have just the beer! This Fruited Gose comes jam-packed with blackberry, raspberry, mango, and apricot, creating huge bursts of succulent fruit flavor. Additions of black lava sea salt, coriander, and Tahitian vanilla bean introduce delicate complexities to the super satisfying, medium-bodied finish. And did we mention it comes with a very welcome 8.5% ABV?
Okay, so there’s a pretty good chance that the Gelatoface monster isn’t real, but do you really want to risk it? We’ve only got 60 cans of this stuff to go around, so you’ll need to act fast if you wanna keep your fridge safe!