Should the Kool-Aid Man find out you have today’s Tropical Punch Gose in your grasp, he’ll come bursting through the wall with a big, blustering “OH YEAHHHH!”

Do you know how expensive it is to fix a giant, pitcher-shaped hole in the wall?? Trust me, you don’t want that on your plate. 

So, before you crack open a can of Civility Manners Decorum, shut the blinds and check over both shoulders — the Texas team at Turning Point Beer Co. made this fruit punch-blasted brew to keep you refreshed and happy, not stressed out about home repairs!

They did it by taking their spritzy Gose Ale base made with sea salt, and adding tropical fruit punch drink mix to it. The resulting brew sparkles with all the nostalgic, fruity sweetness of that bright red childhood drink — and then some!

Don’t get it confused, though; the brewers crafted Civility Manners Decorum to 100% suit your grown-up side. Every sip is bright with flavors of ripe strawberries, sweet cherries, tangy tangerines, pineapple juice, and guava nectar. It’s insanely crushable too, with a nice little sour kiss cut by its well-subdued minerality. 

It may be best to sip this throwback thirst-quencher while you’re soaking up the sun at the beach, or out grilling in the backyard with friends. At least in those places, there aren’t any walls for impolite mascots to break through.