No one has ever truly lost a pillow fight. Each cushioned blow and feather-soft slap is a hilariously gentle form of aggression. But here’s a pro tip: you can DOMINATE a pillow fight if you steal your opponent’s weapon and start windmilling with DOUBLE pillows.

I stole this technique from the crew at Common Roots, who land blow after luscious blow to the taste buds with their dangerously soft Double Pillow DIPA.