Alright, folks! Today, we’re gonna talk about babies.

Because babies are adorable, messy, and erratic little things, and we love them. But you really should keep them away from your beer. Unless you’re Evil Twin headbrewer, Jeppe — in that case, you’re probably naming your beer after a baby. 

But Jeppe wouldn’t put just any baby name on his beer. This is the guy Paste Magazine called out as a Gypsy Brewer Changing the World of Craft Beer, after all! 

Only a baby with a big enough name and reputation could make the cut to end up on an ET brew. And thus, we have Even More 8 lb 6 oz Newborn Infant Jesus.

This 5% ABV Session Milk Stout is the pint-sized partner to Evil Twin’s award-winning Even More Jesus, a brew that BeerAdvocate fans rank “world-class.” Newborn Infant Jesus has the same world-class taste, but with a little lactose and a crushable ABV, it’s the most fun thing to chug since chocolate milk!

Most craft fans probably haven’t even heard of a Session Milk Stout before, much less one from one of the most innovative and boundary-pushing breweries in the world! 

And because this Evil Twin brew is so brand-spankin’-new, not even your neighborhood Evil Twin die-hard is likely to have tasted it! Now you can be one of those people shoving their baby in everyone’s face and telling them how much you love it.

And they’ll have no choice but to agree with you once they get a taste of the layers of heavy dark chocolate, smoky char, and dark-roast espresso. Dense blankets of cocoa welcome you in the first sip, but the pillowy-thick mouthfeel keeps you coming back. Coffee beans meld with the lactose to add a latte-like depth as a playful smokiness lingers on the finish.  

With this much complexity, it’s never been more fun to bring a baby with you to hang out with your friends. Newborn Infant Jesus is just the kind of chuggable, chocolatey, creamy Stout you can sip on long into the night. 

Grab a few cans and spend the summer with Newborn Infant Jesus so you can kick back with your buddies today, without feeling hungover for work tomorrow. 

This beer is too new for ratings!