Facts About Cats (2020)
Listermann Brewing Company
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A Note on This Beer
Here is an excerpt we uncovered from the diary of a brewery cat:
I think I did too much catnip last night. I’m still seeing a bright orange-yellow glow. Or perhaps it’s just the beer the humans here at Listermann decided to make with their fellow humans from Hitchhiker Brewing. Once again, they refuse to share sips of the coveted liquid, no matter how adorable I act.
I caught the brew’s pleasant scent, as well — it appears the humans hopped their Double IPA with tropical Lotus, floral Wakatu, and fruity Citra. It reminds me of the time I got into the grocery store bag. I chomped on an entire orange and nibbled some grapefruit, then chased it with bites of fresh house plant. My, what a delicious afternoon that was!
I’ve overheard the humans say this IPA has an 8.3% ABV, too! I bet if I swipe a sip, it’d be even more relaxing than the catnip. Those two-leg walkers haven’t a clue how fortunate they are to have this tropical wonder all to themselves. O’ mighty Sphinx, will I ever be so quenched?
To top it all off, they’re apparently calling this one Facts About Cats. Do they know how much we felines crave pillowy hopjuice?
Day 912 of captivity
P.S. I’ve overheard the humans say this beer is a limited creation. I will bask in its aromas as long as possible.
*Listermann is a multiple GABF and World Beer Cup Award-winning brewery!