We love Oktoberfest here at Tavour and we celebrate all season long. But some of our writers tend to celebrate a bit too enthusiastically, and that’s how we end up with beer descriptions that read like they were penned by a boozed-up Dr. Seuss — like this one. Enjoy!

At your behest, we’re on a quest

To find the best Oktoberfest.

Cuz when you’re at Oktoberfest,

You’re seldom at your soberest,

It’s hard to think what beer to drink

When you’ve indulged your over-est.

So we’ve done as you suggest,

And found today’s Flocktoberfest!

From Black Raven, near Seattle.

Get it here, no need to battle

Hordes of folks lined up like cattle,

At the taproom, where fans fight

To sip this malty-smooth delight!

But YOU don’t have to wait in line,

To get this Festbier so divine.

It’s crisp and clean, and rarely seen —

It almost makes us lose our minds!

That’s why it’s the brew we’ve chosen

To drink in our lederhosen!

Share some with your chums — they’ll owe ya!

Strangers, too, will want to know ya,

Once they taste this sweet ambrosia! 

And of COURSE it’s from Black Raven,

They’ve got brews that folks be cravin’!

They have GABF wins

And Gold from Beer Fest Washington!

That’s why locals here just love ‘em

Other brewers ain’t above ‘em!

Everything they make is tasty, 

If you want some, best be hasty!

*Best enjoyed while listening to Oompah music. Suggested food pairing: green eggs and ham.

Packaged On September 3rd, 2019