It’s time for another game of Which is Better! Our contenders today are Full Gamma Triple IPA from Proclamation Ale Co. and the electromagnetic wavelength known as gamma rays.

Challenge 1: Deliciousness

Proclamation’s boozy hopjuice is jam-packed with mouth-watering flavors. The brewers heavily hopped it with Sultana, Mosaic, and Centennial Cryo Hops, so every sip bursts with flavors of tropical fruit gummy candies.

Gamma rays come from the radioactive decay of an atom’s nucleus. Trust me, you don’t want to put that stuff anywhere near your mouth. 1 point for beer!

Challenge 2: Drinkability

Full Gamma TIPA drinks full-bodied and smooth, quenching any thirst with fruit-juicy refreshment that renders the potent 9.5% ABV untraceable! Watch out though — that sneaky ABV can be treacherous to a hophead who’s not careful. 

Gamma rays can penetrate solid matter, so technically, they might be smoother than an IPA. But, they’re also known to cause serious harm to the human body. TOO DANGEROUS. Another point for beer!

Challenge 3: Impressiveness

Thrillist calls Proclamation Ale Co. the Best Brewery in Rhode Island! And, it’s almost impossible to get their limited-release juicebombs because the locals always drink them all up. Which makes today’s fruity-tooty, boozy hopjuice a seriously rare treat.

I don’t know if you’ve ever read through the gamma-ray Wikipedia page, but MAN is it boring. It’s all radioisotopes this, teraelectronvolts that — I need some Full Gamma just to get through! Beer wins again!

The results are in! Today’s winner of Which is Better is… Full Gamma Triple IPA! This juicebomb is loads better than those silly gamma rays. Take home a few cans of our winner, and enjoy the smooth-drinking refreshment with no risk of ingesting any hazardous lightwaves!