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Future You Hates You (Ghost 938)

Adroit Theory

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Purcellville, VA


Tavour Rating

4.3

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Style

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Russian Imperial Stout

ABV

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13.5%

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A Note on This Beer

Adroit Theory never ceases to stun and amaze us with their Dark Beer mastery. The Virginia brewers are renowned for pushing the limits of how bold beer can be — it’s one big reason their releases often sell-out via pre-sales before they’re even finished brewing!

Today’s Future You Hates You (Ghost 938) is so bold and craveworthy, I’m shocked we managed to get any at all!

Originally, the Dukes of Dark Beer at Adroit brewed this roasty Russian Imperial Stout with their buddies at Cushwa Brewing. For this batch, they amped things up with additions of Kona coffee, toasted coconut, hazelnuts, and cacao nibs.

This brew is a coconut BOMB! Every silky sip flourishes with the milk chocolate-covered coconut sweetness of an Almond Joy dunked in a cup of French roast coffee. Amid the richness of the coffee are subtle splashes of hazelnut cream and bittersweet cocoa.

There’s a reason we clamor for every Adroit Theory Stout we can get our hands on. If you want to find out, you’ll have to snag a can or two before our 30-case stash disappears forever!

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Reviews

4.3

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1304 Ratings

devin871

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4.25
Pleasantly surprised with this one. Was worried with the amount of adjuncts and the possibility of the hazelnut overpowering. In reality, the adjuncts were very subtle and this turned out to be a very well rounded chocolate forward stout.
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mppavese

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3.0
Somewhat tasty but the coconut has an artificial flavor to it. Meh.
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joshua4139

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4.25
Nearly ruined my future the next morning!
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grace

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4.25
Strong but smooth. Mostly coffee and some hazelnut with chocolate, didn’t get any coconut.
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JPWilliams37

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4.0
A little thin but the flavors are all there
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justin3612

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4.0
delicious
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matt6648

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3.75
Chocolate milk
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christen18

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4.5
One of my new favorite breweries
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QMDEN08

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4.5
Very impressive. Loved the stout. Did not get much coconut or hazelnut.
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bryan2592

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4.25
Didn’t get much coconut but great stout
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Corey23x

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5.0
everything you want in a stout. full bodied and delicious.
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IowaShaver

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5.0
Silky coffee goodness, I only wish there was some peanut butter in there.
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9xFox

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4.5
Solid taste, smooth.
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leticia49

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5.0
Has a beautiful aroma, smooth and flavorful. A favorite for my partner and I.
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Swmr2and5

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4.5
Pleasant bitterness
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bryce554

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5.0
The name is perfect for this beer as it is very strong, but very crushable. You can tell it’s a Russian Imperial Stout, but it cuts short of the traditional threshold of overly bitter and smooths out very beautifully. A nice bold flavor of Stout at first melting into a nice chocolate flavor. As it warms up, more traditional/characteristic bitterness of a Russian Imperial Stout becomes more apparent, but also much more flavors. The cocoa nibs become more distinct, the richness of chocolate is more apparent and the toasty nutty flavor of hazelnuts is in full. If you want more nutty and rich bitterness in your Russian Imperial Stout and not a heavy soy sauce beer, this is it!
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chris50

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3.25
Interesting flavor. Not quite coconut at all. Coffee and chocolate can be tasted. Not really a fan of this one. Decent stout
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drew855

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4.75
Pretty much perfect. These guys do no wrong
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antags

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4.25
Thick and heavy with coffee flavors. Heavy hitter at 13.5%.
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bryan1489

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4.5
Adjuct flavors pop much more as it warms.
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cory14

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3.5
You can tell that this is a great beer. Adroit Theory KNOWS what they're doing. SI far everything I've had from them had been STELLAR! I do think I drank this slightly older than I should have, but it was still great
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cristobal10

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5.0
Wow.... words don’t do justice simply one of the best I’ve ever had!
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tyler723

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4.25
Lots of chocolate and coffee goodness. I love all things hazelnut though!
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Niovino6

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4.5
Excellent coffee notes
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encore

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4.25
Super smooth Almond Joy mixed with coffee.
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Gshadow

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4.5
welcome to our fortress sound, I’ll take some time to show you around
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