Lloyd Christmas — A.K.A. Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber — knew exactly where to go.

“Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talkin’ about a little place called… Martin House!”

Actually the boys were headed to Aspen (“California! Beautiful!”) But let’s face it, they weren’t the sharpest tools in the shed. A brainier craft fan would definitely drive their ‘84 sheepdog straight to Fort Worth for a sip of Our Pet’s Heds Aur Falling Off!! Imperial IPA.

The crew at Martin House loaded this dank and resinous West Coast hopbomb with enough Cascade and Motueka cones to cushion Lloyds landing when he falls off the jetway again.