PAINKILLER (LAB)

Name: PAINKILLER (LAB)
Brand: Smooj
Rating: 4.3 (611 reviews)

Smooj

Ann Arbor , MI

Tavour Rating

4.3

Style

Hard Seltzer

ABV

5.0%

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A Note on This Beer

Ooo baby, do you know what that’s worth? Smooj Seltzer is heaven on earth!

The Smoothie Seltzer O.G.s are responsible for five of the Top 10 Hard Seltzers in the world on Untappd! If that’s not proof enough that we’re being visited by an angel of brew every time a new Smooj drops, I don’t know what is.

Today’s release takes that unprecedented flavor and feel to new heights with their take on the classic Painkiller cocktail!

Additions of all-natural pineapple, orange, coconut, and nutmeg take your favorite tiki cocktail from the bartop to the beer fridge. Those tropical flavors all swell with a ridiculously lush, creamy body that make this dreamy cocktail-in-a-can almost TOO easy to slurp.

Even if you can’t get down with Belinda Carlisle, I’m willing to bet you’ll start singing the praises of Smooj after the first sip.

Pro tip: Separation is natural! Store Smooj upside down in your fridge, so when you crack the can you get all the flavors cascading in every sip.

Rated 4.52 on Untappd!

Packaged On January 18th, 2022

Reviews

4.3

611 Ratings

grace

5.0

literally a piña colada with a twist of orange and dash of nutmeg, holy cats this is awesome

chino3

5.0

this is insanely good!! I want more! its says its a test run on the can and I hope it makes it in to Production because I will be stocking up. how do u get more!!!!??

chris12063

4.5

Delicious fruit

derek1479

5.0

I don't know how they do it, or what their big secret is, but this team of brewers are certainly on to something with these smoothie seltzers. They are flippin' fantastic, dangerously delicious. It's just like having the mixed drink while relaxing at the beach.

Sourguy

0.25

literally blew up on its way to my house…… lol

naoki1

2.0

funny

daniel3511

5.0

Pina Colada with a twist! love it!

lullita1

5.0

I absolutely LOVE this drink. It is so fruity, and tropical. I will definitely have to buy this again.

colton450

4.25

Very thick. Can’t believe I’m saying this about a “beer” but it was mediocre on it’s own but spectacular over ice.

Manach

4.25

best seltzer drink I’ve had - definitely tasted like a painkiller cocktail without being too sweet

BiggsVerde

4.25

tropical and damn refreshing

alicia395

4.0

good

brian9230

5.0

best fruit beer ever

Niovino6

5.0

smooj doesn’t miss

melissam510

5.0

love it!! goes down so easy! can’t wait to get more

RyanW

4.25

thought it was gonna be better but still can’t believe it’s a seltzer

ana1288

5.0

delicious and thick!

PopeyesLambic

4.5

Brings me back to Miami

Crazedefender

4.75

You can’t go wrong with Smooj! They knock it out of the park. Very thick and smooth. Tastes like a classic painkiller. My current favorite of theirs

Avobandit

4.5

Really tasty! It’s not a beer, but “seltzer” doesn’t do it justice either. It’s like a full fresh cocktail in a can. This may be my favorite flavor so far.

megan2267

5.0

These are very good sort of like a thin fruit smoothie

Jenjen112

5.0

smooj is the best thing ever. I haven't had one bad thing from them. such an amazing seltzer.

dasha3

5.0

creamy, fruity, thick, very pina colada vibes

kevin7469

4.5

refreshing. light. great flavor.

james3203

4.5

Taste as the name says.

Izzy1power

5.0

great taste

Jason_Edward

4.0

Smooj is consistently great and this one is no exception. Just not my favorite out of the bunch.

josh4868

4.25

Hope they bring this one on full time.

k111332

4.5

fantastic

victor921

3.25

not bad. personally not a fan of the blend but people I've given it to loved it