Today’s Patterns 4 Hazy IPA from Anchorage Brewing is a work of art. 

The first time we saw this juicy brew, it was a nonthreatening 6.5% ABV. Then came the Double, showing a lil’ more teeth. Next, the Triple, stomping into hopheads’ hearts with a dominating 9.5% ABV. 

Now the QUAD has arrived, and it’s blasting us into space with an astronomical 11.5% ABV!

Patterns 4 is definitely boozy, and it’s also hopped with nothin’ but Mosaic to mellow any heat with intensely quaffable citrus juice flavors! 

I’m just so moved by this deceivingly delicious beer that I had to write a poem it!

“Go to the brewery and open the door, 

There waiting is Patterns, the hophead’s amour.

What lies inside, those cans should you score?

Whatever you think is surely in store, 

I’ll tell you this, that it’s much, much more.  

A smooth sippin’ core and Citrusy roar

Make up this juicebomb’s boozy decor.

Flavors of pineapple and mangoes galore

Mingle with kush and a piney encore.

But lest ye take heed and choose to ignore 

The big ABV and warnings of lore;

This damn drinkable and hazy-gold pour

Will get you from ‘4,’ right down to the floor.”

And that’s about the limit of my poetic finesse because, unlike Anchorage, I have to stop somewhere!

These guys have a huge rep for brewing some of the best Hazies in the country and this is by far the booziest one we’ve seen from them yet! And today is your only chance to hitch a ride to space with us.

Score this treat, and sip down the sweet hop nectar that flows like poetry. Be careful though — Patterns’ 4 potency is enough to make you post up on the street corner and start reciting words of wonder about its irresistible profile.

This beer is too new for ratings!

Packaged On September 18th, 2019