About This Beer
The legendary Smooj crew crafted this highly-rated brew with all-natural golden pineapples, creamy coconuts, and zesty limes.
Tasting Notes
Every swig is as fluffy and full as a real tropical cocktail blended on a beach in Cancún! Vibrant bursts of tangy-sweet, creamy flavor course through every succulent sip.
Thick
Sweet
Smooth
Fruity
Tropical
Noteworthy Ingredients
Coconut
Pineapple
Key Lime
Reviews
4.52
1603 Ratings
kevalv
4.5
Nails a Pina colada flavor even though it's a bit more liquid than a normal colada.
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Kayleighm87
4.5
Tates exactly like a pina colada! Delicious!
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Sazo
5.0
I hate to say I loved these!
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mundo
4.25
Really good but lots of sugar so this is more of a desert type thing.
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justin6539
5.0
Do not let seltzer fool you! This is a thiccc boi full of the exact flavors.
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tom11176
4.0
Good stuff
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Idkdylannn
5.0
Fire
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Shenanana
5.0
I'm really disappointed that I can't buy more of these. This isn't your normal seltzer. It's a creamy, fruity, sweet and juicy. It has a slight tang a pina colada has. Wow!
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cameron1206
5.0
Literally the best thing I’ve ordered off this app. The strawberry Banana is right behind it.
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pinchesours
5.0
BEST THING IVE GOTTEN FROM THIS APP. WOULD DEF BUY MY LIMITS WROTH. SMOOJ IS REAL.
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mitchell602
5.0
If you like seltzers you have to give this a try!
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bradley693
5.0
Absolutely unreal
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jordan3
5.0
This is better than any other actual pina colada that I’ve ever tasted.
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patrick3640
4.5
How is this a seltzer? Amazing.
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courtney997
5.0
I want so much more of this!! I loved it.
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patrick3503
5.0
delicious but has a residue like a butter texture
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m11140
4.75
More flavor than a hard seltzer. I'd be very happy to have one of these after a hard run or ride, and wouldn't be the least bit embarrassed to drink in front of the most hard core beer drinkers. Wish more brewers were making this style.
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moopqoom
5.0
Whoa. Delicious. Dangerous. Def believing the hype.
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Elprofemaycol
4.75
Nice frothy pineapple head. Smooth pineapple taste. Highly drinkable with just a tad too much carbonation but doesn’t in any way affect the score. Would buy a 12 pack more if I could.
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deena
4.75
These are delicious! Just trying to ignore the 300 calories lol
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Sabre311
5.0
https://www.instagram.com/p/CMLmkjzgUMa/?igshid=1q9gfy1u831pq
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matt7007
5.0
This is good.
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crystal.drinx
5.0
The only seltzers I enjoy!
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terry709
3.5
Interesting concept, I enjoyed the flavor. The pithy fruit addition creates a thick sludgy head that does not dissipate.
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elaine106
5.0
Absolutely slaps. I want to be the face of smooj.
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Barry
4.25
First, this is not a beer which is obvious. So, for what Smooj is, a hard seltzer, it’s pretty good. As the name implies, it can be an exact replacement for a flavorful Pina Colada that you would sip on a tropical beach. Very creamy and thick.
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auston1
5.0
Just like sitting being on vacation
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travis2072
4.75
Coconut fruity goodness
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gonzalo56
5.0
Wow amazing flavor. Pina colada float.
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samantha1403
4.5
Very good! Probably couldn’t drink more than 1 due to the sweetness.
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justin6539
5.0
Name is BS. This is a thiccc sour
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consumingcinema
4.5
Outstanding and hard to even call it a selzter it is so much better than any other selzter out there. Wish they had national distribution but understand how it may affect quality. Even better than the strawberry banana which is still excellent. This one is that good!
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1234fif
5.0
Once again... Gas bruh!
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sara1068
4.5
Yum!!!
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michael2357
5.0
Amazing!!
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VisualeyesAerial
4.75
How is this a seltzer? Just incredible!!
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phillip36
5.0
Whalez bro. It's slushy!
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lethdorr
5.0
Wow
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spencer764
5.0
Good
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Dznydaze
5.0
This is by far my favorite drink so far!! Wish I knew how wonderful it was. Now that I know I will definitely order the maximum allowed if it becomes available again! It truly tasted like a pina colada cocktail.
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josholtz
5.0
Wow! So good!!
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juliette11
5.0
Amazing. So easy going down. Excellent flavor. Tempted to go all the way to Michigan for it, it's that good.
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JulietteAP
5.0
I wish I knew beforehand this was going to be this good I would've ordered more this is 100% pina colada
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Pyrodamsel
4.75
Pretty damn near perfect. Amazing intense flavor, so easy to drink, addictive smoothie texture. How is something so simple so amazing!
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destin21
5.0
Delicious with thick consistency an very fruity
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jahmari
5.0
So delicious, one of the fruitiest drinks I’ve had
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Taivas
5.0
This might be my favorite alcoholic drink of all time.
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Seanze
5.0
Only seltzer I've had i actually liked. And fluff on top, delicious
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mattison
4.75
Literally freaking amazing. I am not a fan of most seltzer’s but smooj knows what they’re doing.
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joseph4193
5.0
Wow
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