I NEVER understood why bad guys on TV had to have a self-destruct button somewhere in their evil lair. To me, it sounds like a major architectural flaw, and a serious OSHA violation! 

Luckily, I’m a tad smarter than the average TV bad guy. You won’t see any mischievous buttons in my house — just Anchorage’s brand-new Self Destruct IPA!

The brewers crafted this succulent juicebomb with dank Simcoe Hops in the boil. Then, they dry-hopped it a whopping 4 times with more Simcoe, Citra, Strata, Mosaic, and New Zealand Cascade for an explosion of kushy citrus flavor!

A punch of cantaloupe rises up on the first sip, followed by tangy orange juice and bright tangerines. Then come refreshing waves of mango that linger on the palate, tempting the drinker back in for more. 

Be careful though; it’s not as dangerous as the knobs in an evildoer’s hideout, but that deftly masked 8.4% ABV can still do some damage!

Still, it’s your lair and your life. Maybe just don’t draw up any blueprints while indulging in Self Destruct, in case you find yourself getting a “bright” idea about buttons.

*Anchorage is one of Thrillist’s Best Breweries in the Country!

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