Tequila by The Champs. THAT’S my go-to karaoke song.

I’ve performed it so many times, at this point, it almost feels like a perfected art. I toss on my black sunglasses, do a little groovin’, and then 0:54 glorious seconds into the song I effortlessly mutter my first word: “tequila.” The ground goes WILD every time.

Now, if I gave all 10 of my audience members a can of Frogarita Turbo Shandy from Hoppin’ Frog just before the show? They’d be so overjoyed, they’d probably chant my name on the way off the stage, “Phillip, Phillip, Phillip!!!”

Now I’m getting ahead of myself. Still, this brew’s really that good!