This “geyser of a strawberry milkshake” (the brewer’s words) comes chock full of vanilla bean ice cream, lip-smacking strawberries, piles of real vanilla beans, and swirls of silky lactose. Really the only thing it’s missing is a giant straw to suck it down with! Although, that would make it way too easy to crush can after can. In any case, on top of being wildly delicious, this beer is a nod to the 2007 film There Will Be Blood. Remember that scene, where Daniel Day-Lewis violently threatens to drink poor Paul Dano’s milkshake? Me too. I hear that loud slurp in my nightmares, sometimes.