This beer first strutted onto the app as a preorder, but we managed to hook up a few more bottles for those who missed out!

We only have a few cases of Vanilla Big Sxxxy Barleywine (2024), so if you want some, you’ll have to be quick!

And you definitely want some, because it’s 1) BIG, and 2) Sxxxy! 

How big? We’re talking about a 14.0% ABV — more than enough to take the edge off after a long day strutting the catwalk. Or working on spreadsheets or whatever. I don’t know what you get up to.

And what do I mean by Sxxxy? The brewers at 3 Sons aged this beauty for nearly two years in Wild Turkey Rare Breed bourbon barrels! That’s sexier than Burt Reynolds on a bearskin rug! Then they conditioned the brew on Alor Island, Comoros, and Vanuatu vanilla beans for a smooth finish that’s as sultry as a Barry White song. Awwwww yeeeaaah... 

Notes of caramel, candied date, toffee, and top shelf whiskey, all drip with creamy vanilla. And we recommend enjoying all those flavors while wearing a silk robe and scattering rose petals around a candlelit bubble bath. If you’re lucky enough to get a bottle, that is.